May 2013
poopflow:
cause of death: second hand embarrassment
itsasecretbitches:
shehlovee:
Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.
this times a...
if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
it’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager
“I didn’t watch the whole documentary. After a few episodes it was too painful. I...”
– Pamela Beesley Halpert (via caitoapostrophe)
sucksyou:
Idk if one direction has been notified, but it’s not very big news to go on a world tour when you are currently on a fucking world tour.
butthurtbandboys:
so when can i buy tickets to see one direction in 2020? next week?
ponshi:
leftinstitches:
amhras:
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
5 tags
Live While We're Young: We're gonna party and fuck
Kiss You: Let's fuck
Little Things: You have imperfections but let's fuck anyway
C'mon C'mon: Ditched my date so we could fuck
Last First Kiss: I've had this crush on you for a while so let's fuck
Heart Attack: You look hot and I'm jealous so let's fuck
Rock Me: Let's definitely fuck
Change My Mind: Tell me if you want me to stay the night so we can fuck
I Would: Your boyfriend's a tool, so let's fuck
Over Again: You're lonely and I miss you so let's fuck
Back For You: I've been away so let's have a nice fuck when I get back
They Don't Know About Us: We've been fucking for a long time
Summer Love: We had this thing in the summer where we fucked a lot
She's Not Afraid: You have nice cleavage, let's fuck despite your inability to fall in love
Loved You First: Fucked you first
Nobody Compares: You are the best fuck buddy
Still The One: I still wanna fuck
stylinson-beau:
stylinchester:
louislovesharoldsgravy:
doncasturbate:
[sneaks one direction references in my wedding vows]
“And under those lights that night, you turned around and I saw your face, it took a minute to steal my heart.” [everyone attending bursts into tears]
“I just wanted to show you off to all of my friends and make them drool down their chinny chin chins.” [crowd nods...
Anonymous asked: Mallory?!
castiel-the-consulting-angel:
youreakingnotapawn:
leonhesreallycool:
rockpikmin:
leonhesreallycool:
DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
you fucking didn’t
Sometimes at night I suddenly become aware of all the things I’m missing out on right now, and all the people who I’m not close to anymore, and all of the good times that will never happen again, and all the people who meant the world to me who have forgotten about me forever, and I get this awful feeling that’s kind of like a mix between loneliness and nostalgia.
trillow:
“i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”
electric-slide:
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
vintageprincess48:
enjolrizzle:
wiccanthropy:
consultivedetectiveintraining:
eternalpurgatoryofdestiel:
agehachou:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
have...
rubywhiterabbit:
calderonbeta:
feralcastiel:
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
Anonymous asked: meow.
